Interview Preparation
I’ve written this page for prospective interviewees. Hopefully, it will calm any nerves and give you some foresight.
Ultimately, if I’ve asked you for an interview, you’re hilarious — it’s true! You elicit oodles of intrigue, and you're incredibly bloggable. Which isn't a euphemism.
Most people are fascinated by the fact that you can get on stage and make jokes. You might think you’re a dullard, but my readers certainly won’t. We can all be too self-critical.
The Main Points
Firstly, let me say this: You belong on the blog. If I’ve asked you for an interview, you’re hilarious to me, and you’re meant to be here.
My only hope (Obi-Wan Kenobi) is that you can speak positively about your comedy. That’s the main thing. I’m not anti-negativity, but there’s got to be a main thrust, y’know?.. Do you know about thrust?
I always write 15 questions in advance. So, any awkwardness will be filled by another question. If we run out, I’ll start making them up. In the end, you’ll get exhausted and pass out. I’ll lift my sword like Excalibur and drive it through your skull to be crowned the winner. Then, sirens.
Rest assured, you don’t have to talk like Shakespeare to be on the blog; I’m a great editor. As long as I understand your point, you can make it as awkwardly as you like.
Your interview doesn’t have to be like the previous ones. Everybody’s different, and variety is the spice of life. Just tell me what comes to mind when you hear each question.
You will need a glass of water. I don’t know why… but it’s thirsty work.
Minor Points
Don’t be afraid to ask for a shorter interview. I like the longform interview style (40 minutes via Zoom), but I’d much rather do a shorter interview if it’s a dealbreaker.
If you’d like to be given the questions in advance, oh sweet heavens above, say the word, babycakes. Not like, I mean, the word isn’t actually “babycakes”. It’s several words, specifically “Could I have the questions in advance?” The answer is “yes”, although it may delay the interview date.
Diversity & Inclusion
I’m very conscious of making guests feel comfortable. I don’t define anybody by their disability, sexuality, ethnicity, religion, class, race, gender expression, etc. First and foremost, you’re a comedian, as far as my writing is concerned. Talking about your identity is more than welcome, but I will always focus on your ability to make people laugh. Often, your identity is relevant to that, but how much you talk about it is up to you.
I have asked questions relating to identity, particularly when my research has shown that you’re comfortable talking about it, but always do so tactfully, keeping the focus on your talent.
My Autism
I adopted autism for the sex appeal, and it’s working. I wouldn’t worry; I’ll start the interview smiling. But my face goes flat at random intervals (because it follows an uncommon logic). I become impenetrable, like a confusing diagram — so, NO butt stuff!
I’m overegging it slightly, I’m just a normal man, to an extent. But ALSO, I can be quite monotone, even deadpan. Don’t think I’m bored with you, it’s medical.
THE END
It’s all going to go swimmingly, you irresistible pudding.